Old Duffers

Can ye see your way to letting me have a golf ball, Jock?" Ian asked his old friend.

"But Ian, you said you were going to stop playing golf," said Jock reluctantly handing over an old spare.

"By degrees, Jock. By degrees," replied Ian pocketing the ball.

"I've stopped buying balls as a first step."

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