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Shoot My Age...

"I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105." ~Bob Hope~

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They're Watching Us...

An alien spaceship hovered over a golf course and two aliens watched a solitary golfer in amazement

The golfer duffed his tee shot, shanked his second into the rough, took three to get out of the rough onto the fairway, sliced the next shot into the bushes, and then took a putter to get it out on the fairway again.

Meanwhile, one alien told the other that he must be playing some sort of weird game and they continued to observe the golfer.

The golfer then skulled a shot into a bunker by the green. He then took several shots to get out of the bunker and finally on to the green.

He putted several times until he finally got into the hole.

At this point, the other alien told his partner, "Wow, now he is in serious trouble!"

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A couple of elderly gents were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.

His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before.

"Is that so?" the first said.

"Did he do a good job?"

"Well, I was playing yesterday when the fellow on the 9th hole hooked
a shot," he said.

"The ball most have been going 200 mph when it hit me in the groin....
and that was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt."

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